Keeping an Eye Out for Unattended Backpacks and Other Suspicious Things that have a Tendency to Blow-up at Shopping Malls.

Mall Shoppers – remember to tell the Mall Management and Mall Security Personnel – When You See Them that Instead of Wasting Time by Following and Stalking two Gay Guys because they’re Holding Hands and Kissing [1] at the Mall – or – Bothering a Straight Couple Having Oral Sex in Their Car in the Parking lot – You’d Rather they were Keeping an Eye Out for Unattended Backpacks and Other Suspicious Things that have a Tendency to Blow-up – and Blow Someone’s Arm – Leg or Head – “Clean Off” [2] [Clint Eastwood] – Instead.

Also – it might be a good Idea to Keep the Fire Lanes Open and Free of Parked Cars – Delivery Trucks – and Various Other Losers – So – That – When Something Does Blow-up – the First Responders are Able to Get In and Get Around the Mall – Like It’s Supposed to Be – Idiot.

Reference:

[1] Gay Couple Reportedly Asked To Leave Westfield Mall For Kissing, Holding Hands

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/05/gay-couple-asked-to-leave-westfield-mall-kissing-holding-hands_n_2812097.html

[2] “and would blow your head clean off”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Harry